Yes hello it's me.

I'm a meme.
In real life and here.
Or at least I hope so.
Here, have a song.
It's pretty good.
Not lying.
Also, reserved ME:A Deluxe, so I'm better than ya'll.

hello

who are you

Scout wrote:who are you

I don't know :^(

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you big stupid jellyfish? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the N7 training, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Collector bases, and I have over 300 confirmed Reaper Cerberus trooper kills. I am trained in biotics and I’m the top assaulter of reporters in the entire Alliance Fleet. You are nothing to me but just another health bar. I will wipe you the fuck out with a warp/throw combo the likes of which has never been seen before on this Citadel, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the extranet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my crew on the Normandy and your IFF is being traced right now so you better prepare for the debuffs. The debuffs that wipes out the effectiveness of the pathetic little thing you call your barrier. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can detonate my setup power in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my L3 implants. Not only am I extensively trained in banging Asari, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Spectres and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable purple ass off the face of the Colony, you little shit. If only you could have known what retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tentacles. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit cryo explosions all over you and you will suffer a 50% armour and movement speed debuff in it. You’re fucking dead, Hanarr.

Did you make that yourself, meach?

Hell no, I can't read.