Re: The Quotes Thread

by **Peppuh** Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:53 pm

I'm at a bar right now and I can say that quoting yourself is always gay even when you can have people vouch for you. Usually it's mia quoting herself because she's the only one that finds what she says is funny. Don't be a Mia.

by **Mister Vasili** Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:28 am

I don't give a fuck if you're at a bar, faggot. I bet it's a gay bar

by **Peppuh** Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:59 am

If you say I went to a gay bar one more time, I am going to kill myself

by Revival Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:21 am

Are you in Florida Peppuh?

by Agathon Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:23 pm

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop-" -Lapis

"I swallow them." -Scout

by **drewsane12** Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:22 pm

by Arglack Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:59 pm

by **mia_the_human** Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:12 pm

holy fucking shit
boi-wan travels to higher ground and diogo stolarz cannot handle this and kills himself is fucking great

by **drewsane12** Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:21 pm

Brand New Man says "I don't think you can handle my noodles, Turians."

Brand New Man yells "I curse thee with a noodle famine! Repent, Repent!"

LtCmd Adande Greene puts the box of noodles and chopsticks down. "Man, that is delicious."

by **Lapis** Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:03 pm

Arglack: "I have nigger lips fuck me"

by **Kravis** Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:11 pm

(Scout)henny: greene is pked so
henny: you can just have the ship
henny: just fucking kill banner whle youre at it
henny: hes n7 you know
henny: miller isnt an n6 hes fucking darth vader
henny: hunting n7 graduates

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by **drewsane12** Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:36 pm

While playing DayZ:

Turian: Hey! I found a dress
Arglack: You going to wear it?
Turian: Of course I'm going to wear it, what do I look like.. a faggot?

Turian: I thought I heard someone breathing, I'm going to find them and kill them. The last thing they will see is a guy wearing a dress
Turian: When this dress gets ruined, I'm going to be genuinely upset.

Turian: Is it possible to put a teddy bear in a backpack? I need that so bad. It'l look better when I molest people.
Turian: You can't catch a man in a dress!
Turian: We stopped a murderer by murdering him. I'm going to eat their body!

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Turian: Molest him while he's still warm!

by Agathon Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:40 pm

"We're five rolls in and we haven't even touched each other!" - Peppuh

by Arglack Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:27 am

by Guest Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:27 pm

New background it is

by **Mister Vasili** Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:05 am

HM Connor Victus says "Sir... out of all of us there at the aircars, it stopped pointing it's rifle at me as soon as I tried to calm it down again. I think if I come off that way to him again, there to help, I may be able to assist with getting him to cooperate."
StfLt Martin Banner says "He tried to run you over with an aircar."
** HM Connor Victus thinks for a moment.

by **Peppuh** Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:45 am

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by **Mister Vasili** Sun Feb 12, 2017 1:48 am

Travis' Apology: HOW COULD I MAKE A PROFIT OFF OF INNUSANNON (innusannon).

by **Lapis** Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:12 am

salarian dalatrass in her natural habitat

by Agathon Sun Feb 12, 2017 7:17 pm

"Why is Bernie Sanders in my friends list?" -Drew

by Raptor Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:02 pm

LCpl 'Helix' says "<:: Hello."
** LCpl Anna Beramendi didn't respond to Helix.
** LCpl 'Helix' , in her eternal based-ness, is not discouraged by the ignoring at all, just standing there.
[LOOC] HM Connor Victus: back
** LCpl Anna Beramendi rose up her OMNI-tool and began to type a message, showing it to him "Concuson, not allowed to talk. Tell connor tu kill self"
HM Connor Victus says "She's resting Helix."
** HM Connor Victus points to the drawer.
** LCpl 'Helix' looks to the message.
** LCpl 'Helix' turns to Connor.
HM Connor Victus says "You want me to get the drill out?"
** 2ndLt Charles Abner looks to Victomus.
LCpl 'Helix' says "<:: Anna wishes to relay "Kill yourself"."
** LCpl Anna Beramendi shook her head.
HM Connor Victus says "Then layback."

by Raptor Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:06 pm

HM Connor Victus says "She has a concussion. She'll be loopy for a bit."
LCpl 'Helix' says "<:: Have a nice concussion. "
LCpl 'Helix' says "<:: Wait."
LCpl 'Helix' says "<:: No."
HM Connor Victus says "LEt her rest."

by **Lapis** Tue Feb 14, 2017 5:31 pm

*scout's been trying out Pornhub Premium. Kravis said he was gonna call him*

Kravis: "you're gonna blow ur load to my sweet soothing voice nOW GET THE FUCK ON"

by Agathon Wed Feb 15, 2017 6:45 pm

-Arglack and I playing CSGO, he gets jumped by a guy-

"Oh my god I fucking farted" - Arglack

by Agathon Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:00 pm

"My pop filter is really, really, wet right now" - Turian

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